1. (Source: sean3116)

  2. d-generation-deth:

    Glorious Anthrax pants appreciation post

  3. phunderplonics:

They mad.


    They mad.

  4. the-dick-lord-levi:

    So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

    And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

  5. sexadvicegoddess:



    I am crying I love this too much

    (Source: brokenimagephotos)

  6. slutformisha:



    What do french people call a really bad thursday?

    a trajeudi

    update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

  7. Anonymous said: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?


    no we just hold it in for a week.

  8. iron-floyd:

    when u realise you left ur headphones at home

  9. (Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)

  10. free him